Tyne Daly singing "Balding Pudendum" on Rosie Radio Tyne sings about the joys of aging on Rosie Radio - from the December 17th, 2009, broadcast on Sirius/XM. Sorry- the audio isn't the best.
Clip from The hambone Show This is a clip from the latest episode of my show, The Hambone Show. I a,m the host. My guest is Feculenta Pitz, the dancer & actress. My nephew Tu-ply Tupor drops by. And Pudenda Shrub casts a spell.
The Masters Sack 44 There is No Female Equivalent to My Sack, unless you Count the Pendulous Pudenda that Protrudes beneath your Mother's Putrid Partyhole... though Sadly Lacking Information and Culture, your Mother's Bulging Beaver is Good for One Thing... the Dastardly Depositing of Mephitic Manspunk!
Cradle of Filth - The Spawn of Love and War (HQ) (Lyrics) Lyrics: Poets racking absinthed brains Could never fully paint these nights No martyr parting from his pain Could utter words so erudite As those she now divulged to me In throes of passions grip Indulging latent fantasies That ran forked tongues along the lip Of fate's pudenda The twisted snake's agenda Now the world would bend To her deadly legacy Life's graveyard was waiting, such dizzying flight From the convent at All Hallows Fair Without contemplating, we fled through the night Too blood-drunk and ***-sated to care The Goddess had spoken And woken desire It crackled in the air around us A psychic force shimmering like fire And on her breasts. that old necklace The one I snuck from the ***ed Abbess Whose dirty little secret, other than me Now shone with bold intensity Vast the power it possessed The darkness Brought to living flesh This treasure was ancient, taken by force From an elite caste of priests in Delphi The Templars were patient, they stayed out the course Then fleeced their Greek hosts in their sleep That necklace traversed Vile murders and miles worse But what was a curse To this perverse demoness? Legend swore it was a gift of malice For the maiden Harmonia The illegitimate spawn of love arid war Jealousy made it gleam for her For with it clasped, her looking glass Was ever beautiful and young But disaster choked her royal caste And every throat on which it hung There madness, death and horror clung Immortalised in mortal guise She was a sight for ...
Internet ***- Da Vinci's Notebook.flv LYRICS: Back in the not too distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda Up to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda My alternatives were slim If I tried to find...
Furon Home World [READ THE FREAKING DESCRIPTION!] The Furon's planet Furon orbits around the larger of the binary stars in the Proxima Centauri system. Furon is faintly visible from Earth. It is smaller and cooler than Earth and its gravity is lower. The jetpack was developed for Furon conquests on planets with a higher gravity than Furon. Furons commonly refer to Furon as "Home World". -Galaxy: Milky Way -Star System: Proxima Centauri -Planet: Furon -Captiol: Gorta -Government: Religious Hegemony/Despotism -Moons: 5 -Rings orbiting the plant: 4 -Atmosphere: Thin. Contains O, N, CO2 -Gravity: Approximately one quarter less than earth's. -Their planet is also never truly dark as it is orbited by 5 moons and is weakly lit by a nearby nebula. -Population: 36 million (Clones: 1.3 billion) [Estimated] -Religious Views: Monotheistic -Worshipped God: Arkvoodle "Lord of the Sacred Crotch." -Holy Book: The Holy Book of Pudenda -Current Threat to array: Lack of genitalia Extra Facts: Furons have only four fingers on each hand. As a result their number system is base 8, instead of our base 10. This gave them an early leap in adopting binary mathematics and understanding computer systems still comes more naturally to the Furons. They also have the same size feet and a result of the planet never becoming truly dark, Furons don't need to sleep. Thanks to Josh Smith for the infomation
Anomalous - Metastasize LYRICS: Impenetrable void covered with lies Chaotic burning inside It will rise Trauma sustained grows into contagion Perniciously, its invading Pale sheath veiling the cavernous eruption Lacerate, expose this farce Facade For all to see Feel the need to spread the seed Infiltrate infection Crawling in black corridors lurks the reaper of dignity Entering the sewer with innocent curiosity But leaving with the seeds of corruption implanted Blooming into an exquisite shield The leather around the neck and the bolts built firmly into the skull Ripped and stomped apart So far beyond redemption, I cant be saved With vehemence I contaminate and realize fulfillment Lured into a foul apparatus Injected was a code for the crux Soon the need will fill you, to break apart the delicate structures Watch the circuitry dissolve into a viscous puddle Exposing the tender meat contained inside This blood tastes right Displaced retribution Pray for my exemption Immortalize this sickness Share with you malignancy How can I shed before it spreads? How can I triumph over my own tendencies? To cut through the darkness and reach into the light So it feeds, slowly Imploding, deeply Lacerating So it seems it has me kneeling To spread pestilence of the seedling Wretched seedling Invading every breath Im breathing To birth repellant pudenda Struggling to fight the onslaught But sinking into my pit of pathology Wretched seedling Invading every breath Im breathing So it seems it has me kneeling ...
Veg Talk - The Unspecific Genital Blues A song lamenting the emotion turmoil of being born with a smooth pudenda, the last bastian of purity in a world obsessed by gender.
WET LAB "BONE BOX" (ft. Flap-dogg) "Bone Box" (ft. Flap-dogg) Wet Lab Albuma Pudenda Profunda Triskaidekaphila Records lyrics: They call me v-SNARE! Up in the Wet Lab crew Droppin beats in lecture Now Ill drop one onto you Start off with a mention your A-lab host Kasper, K-lite, the friendly ghost Ahhh whats the deal with all you first year students? Studyin all the time doesnt seem awful prudent Dont come over here to review on the weekends Cuz its Wet Lab time and Im chuggin with mah friends Over at the meat fridge, take a look inside Not a Mr. Jekyll just a crazy Dr. Hyde! Ya I'm Dallas--no cowboy...I'm a straight up gangsta With carpophalanges pointing out the dangers Olecranon, Xiphoid, put em in your rock Yo Ken! Open up da bone box! Chill out Hyde, put on your stay apparatus Lemme update my facebook status I gotta tell ya now my dissection is perfection Come and get a taste of this phat PRO-section Grilled cheese, tomato soup and tater tots that's a top meal for Cervix-A-Lot! Yo dawg...check out mah boo Guilivi the game she spits is bio-chemi-stree that accent is phat like palmitate amps up my system like a carbohydrate Shes rappin in 1020 like Kanye west Imma let you finish, but Giulivi da best Take a break from science talk bout right and wrong Instead of sayin "cool" say its da TannenBOMB Some of these students Dont care about da issues Mr. T. dont get upset he just pity dose foos And now Id like to introduce to you The heterotopic skeleton up in this crew his rhymes are sure to be the meanest ...
Der Snow Pudenda "Der Snow Pudenda"
My Ship - Talent Pageant Band From the Talent Pageant album "All Boats, All the Time" Lyrics by Ira Gershwin Music by Kurt Weill From the Musical Production "Lady in the Dark" (1941)
"Demeter" by Carol Ann Duffy (poetry reading) Demeter was a Goddess who was in charge of the Seasons and Cereals (because eating Cornflakes is what makes man different from other animals) and a few other less-important things like marriage, life and death. The Romans called her Ceres - but there was only one of her and they soon got tired of hearing that joke. The Romans took over the Greek Gods lock, stock and barrel but they insisted on calling them by completely different names. As if that was going to fool anybody, right? She had daughter called Persephone (pronounced per-SEF-o-knee, not purse-phone) who went off with Hades - the bad guy, not the bad place, and I know that's confusing. They will fall for bad boys, won't they? She claimed that he abducted her while she was out picking flowers and then deflowered her. There are conflicting reports and in some of them witnesses said that they thought they heard her calling out "Rape!" However that was a Latin word that only meant "I don't want to go where you're going" and didn't have any ***ual significance back then. Let's say Hades had a defence based on Plausible Denial and Reasonable Doubt. Hades was renamed Pluto by the Romans. He's annoyed with Disney for unauthorised usage of that name and he's suing them for misrepresentation and defamation of character. Remember that is has to be "Prosperina and Pluto" or "Persephone and Hades" because it's surprising how many artists mix up their Greek and Latin. You'd think they just wanted an excuse ...
Peanuts We were at Costco's parking lot being bored and all. SO.... my friend Ban-ban decided to record this video. Yaah we were stupid in the car, but we couldnt help it we were just so effin bored. I was yelling Pudenda to the tourists who were passing our car! Then i spilled the peanuts on my jacket. Well at least it wasn't all over the floor or else my mom would make me walk home.
Lales -Matriarchal Pudenda (video art) the name of my family
Anomalous - Metastasize Band: Anomalous Genre(s): Technical Brutal Death Metal Origin: USA (San Francisco, California) Album: Cognitive Dissonance  Song: 02 - Metastasize Lyrics Impenetrable void covered with lies Chaotic burning inside It will rise Trauma sustained grows into contagion Perniciously, it's invading Pale sheath veiling the cavernous eruption Lacerate, expose this farce Facade For all to see Feel the need to spread the seed Infiltrate infection Crawling in black corridors lurks the reaper of dignity Entering the sewer with innocent curiosity But leaving with the seeds of corruption implanted Blooming into an exquisite shield The leather around the neck and the bolts built firmly into the skull Ripped and stomped apart So far beyond redemption, I can't be saved With vehemence I contaminate and realize fulfillment Lured into a foul apparatus Injected was a code for the crux Soon the need will fill you, to break apart the delicate structures Watch the circuitry dissolve into a viscous puddle Exposing the tender meat contained inside This blood tastes right Displaced retribution Pray for my exemption Immortalize this sickness Share with you malignancy How can I shed before it spreads? How can I triumph over my own tendencies? To cut through the darkness and reach into the light So it feeds, slowly Imploding, deeply Lacerating So it seems it has me kneeling To spread pestilence of the seedling Wretched seedling Invading every breath I'm breathing To birth repellant pudenda ...
Cradle of Filth - The Spawn of Love and War (New Song 2010) Disclaimer :No copyright infringement intended. Cradle of Filth - The Spawn of Love and War from Album Darkly Darkly Venus Aversa duskandherembrace666
WET LAB "VET DREAMZ" Wet Lab's latest drop. UC Davis Vet School through the eyes of a hopeful applicant. Taking you through the application process, the dreaded interview, receiving your acceptance email, getting to Davis, and starting school. "Vet Dreamz" Wet Lab Albuma Pudenda Profunda Triskaidekaphilia Records LYRICS: (Apoptosis Cocoa Butter Kerns) October 2nd's comin up fast, better get up on dat VMCAS Got ur LORs, GRE GPA, and bach-e-lor degree Youve come a long way, now dont get impatient Just blow 'em away wit ur personal statement Spittin mad game bout goals and development keepin' it crunk wit dat character limit Finally done, you hit submit schools selected - davis toppin' da list Da waitin game begins, hope it's all worth while Checkin' SDN like its goin outta style At last u get chosen fo' da interview What happens next? Here's a little preview! (JD5000 & Brush-Border) Hello there, good morning potential freshman, It's time to lay down your first impression. I like her steez yo, that pantsuit's lookin sleek yeah fo sho b border, but i wanna her speak. First whats the deal with that crappy C in physics And no hours spent in penguin rehab clinics? Tell me about some issues today in Vet Med And don't say euthanasia cause that issue is dead do you feel like you need to be da top o' da class or do ya jus kick back and hope dat you pass? Wait up JD, how bout an ethical dilemma? Yeeeah, t's time to get nervous and make that hot seat simma Say your momma got in a fight with a big bad ...
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cycladic museum 2007 An amazing collection of little statuettes glorifying the pudendum in the way that only prehistoric people could. The great pity is that everything in the museum is a result of illegal archaeological digging and is therefore devoid of context. Context, of course, is important if you want your archaeological collection to be anything more than a treasure-chest of pretty things. The act of buying such things at auction also serves to create a demand for illegal digs, because the digger knows that there will be interest at auction. It's easy to dig at the morals of the museum of Cycladic art, and in their defense, it should be said that they do a fine job of displaying and explaining everything. Unless you are a child or not tall enough to look at the exhibits. When we went in November 2007, one of the reasons for going was to make an evaluation of the kiddie-friendliness of the museum. It didn't score too high. We then go out into the rain and watch some rather soaked protesters.
You Went Down Simple, perhaps mentally impaired animations made on Animanatee - a free ware animation app for a homebrew enabled Nintendo DS. Animanatee: Music by Mucho Pudenda
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Cradle Of Filth - 08 - The Spawn of Love and War Copyright Infrigiment: I Do Not Own This Song Or Artwork, Both Belongs To Cradle Of Filth. Band: Cradle Of Filth Album: Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa Cradle Of Filth's new album ... Track no.8 i will be uploading rest when i can xD
CRADLE OF FILTH - The Spawn of Love and War Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa (2010)
PURPLE VOMIT Every afficianado of public-domain educational and promotional films is familiar with the gratuitous and ubiquitous "purple vomit sequences" that inexplicably appeared in a great number of these films over a twenty-year period. As yet, not one producer, crewmember, or actor who was involved in any of these films has volunteered a reason for these bizarre segments, most of which have been excised from prints currently in distribution.
WET LAB "WORM BURDEN" Wet Lab "Worm Burden". Albuma Pudenda Profunda, Triskaidekaphilia Records. Venture through the dark world of parasitology with Wet Lab. Featuring: v-SNARE, Beef Meezlz, lil Heme, the Loca Lochias dance team, N-Sunderbuns, and HK. Lyrics: All deez wormz make ma stomach churn they got tricks up their sleeve but OH so do we now you just got learned theres no better time You got a worm burden brah, so remember this rhyme. digging for wormz in all kinds of *** creatures great and small like James Herriot eggs and larvae, infectious L3's dis pasture dirtier than a dancing swayze its a big scary world full of nasty heeellll-minths Trust in Wet Lab, we'll make it make sense scotch tape, floats and sedimentation get your passport stamped for the parasite nation runnin barefoot on da lawn seems like fun oh snap, wait a minute, got a hookworm son It leave throu that ass, ridin on a turd it crawls up through ur feet, spreadin its word It'll make ur skin itch with its wormy aroma hookworms its streetname, call it ancylostoma With unorthodox methods, it just might try to burrow through your face and make a home in your eye. wormz chillin in the rectum laying eggs by night if you servin ivermectin you looking for a fight cant shake that itch out on your morning jog uncomfortable at work dont blame it on the dog cuz its oxyuris and i mus confess Itchy Butt Street's is its home address signs of pinworm may entail a real anxious horse with a nappy rat tail going throu its migration like a ...
Cradle of Filth - Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa - The Spawn of Love and War 8th track off of CoF's newest album "Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa"
Asian Backstreet Boys SSM Edition - I Want It That Way
Pudenda Lap Spree (Paper Planes/Dude mash up) "PAPER PLANES" (MIA) + "DUDE" (Beenie Man) = "PUDENDA LAP SPREE"