Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 2 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Under his Heart's tutelage, Joey has been transformed from a ***-crazed nincompoop into a certified expert of love. Now the time has come for him to express his never-ending devotion to Vanessa and, if all goes according to plan, carry her across the threshold of their new life together. With his Heart leading the way, how can Joey go wrong?
Dick Figures - A Bee or Something Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day. Dіck Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 5 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Vanessa and Joey both prepare to "work on their school project" together. But are either of their special friends really into the idea? Will Flopsy be able to open up to someone new? Will Dick be able to get his head in the game? Is anyone involved really ready to go?
Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 4 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Everyone's ready to go and wheels are set in motion as Vanessa approaches Joey to ask him if he wants to be her partner for an upcoming school project. Joey realizes this is his chance to finally get with the girl of...
Dick Figures - Trouble Date Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue! Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Dick Figures - Flame War Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Dick Morris Reports: Libya Dick Morris comments on how Libya could become Obama's Iraq. Our attacks have no clear goal, no exit strategy, and nothing but mission creep.
Dick Figures - Traffic Jams Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 4 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Joey Richter. That stinker. He really blew it this time. The universe gave him the one person he could ever love, and she hates him. But while Joey and his Heart cry over the loss of their dream girl, Sally just might finally let tell her best friend how much she really cares for him... "Even Though, Pt. 1" - Darren Criss JOEY: Wait, dont go Theres something I need you to know SALLY: What is it? JOEY: But I just, but I wan, I ga. ***. I dont know SALLY: Whatever. Bye, Joey JOEY: Just wait, give me a minute My heads confused But I know theres something in it Wont you stay? Please stay Until I get it clear SALLY: What are you trying to say? JOEY: What Im trying to say is Id feel much better if you would stay here Even though I was blind before Ive realised that there is so much more And it was always deep down in the core of me I know it now And even though it seems too much to take Theres a feeling I cant seem to shake I feel like Im reading the signs Cause I know that Im Coming around
Dick Van Dyke Show: Episode 05: Washington vs. the Bunny Rob suffers with guilt when he has to go on a business trip the night of his son's play. Orginal Air Date: 10/24/61
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Rowan Atkinson Live - Tom, Dick and Harry Hysterical classic stand-up from Rowan. Tom was blind and deaf, Dick was deaf and dumb, Harry was blind and dumb. So as individuals they were sadly afflicted but together they were in possession of all of God's senses...
Dick Figures - OMG Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Dick Figures - Zombies & Shotguns During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 3 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! At school, Vanessa, the girl of Joey's dreams, meets up with her best friend, Tiffany, to talk about how she recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend after he was caught cheating on her. Flopsy, Vanessa's vagina, thinks the lack of a guy is great. She's on vacation! Tiffany's vagina, the Old Snatch, has also had more than her fair share of ***ploits, and the two old broads are ready to retire. But when Tiffany comes up with a plan to get back at Vanessa's cheating boyfriend by fixing Vanessa up with a new guy, it looks as if Flopsy's vacation is over. Who will this new guy be? "Ready to Go, Pt. 2" - Darren Criss VANESSA: Hello? TIFFANY: Hey Vaness, OMG, would you guess, that Im not wearing undies today? VANESSA: Eww. Oh Tiff, LOL, whats the diff, You would still take em off anyway. TIFFANY: IKR VANESSA: BTW, BOTH: Where are you right now? TIFFANY: We need to talk-- VANESSA: Oh, I totes see you, BOTH: BRB ciao ciao (dialogue) OLD SNATCH: When youve been around the block as much as I have, You feel just like a CEO FLOPSY: (spoken) Hows that? That must feel good? OLD SNATCH: You see, Im done with all these ***s, But theyre not lettin me retire, I tell ya, Im ready to go! (dialogue) FLOPSY: Its like living the same way that an old pair of shoes do Every days a one man show! They start to STINK, then theres HOLES, And they dont FIT the way they used to IVE HAD IT! Im ready to go OLD SNATCH: Look at us ...
Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 7 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Tonight is right for love. When Joey and Dick go over to Vanessa's house, the seduction begins. But will ***y-time go swimmingly, or are Joey and his Dick about to find out that they're in over their heads?
Dick Cheney gets Waterboarded: Supernews! Dick gets wet, when soldiers waterboard Cheney in the name of liberty and justice. VIEW more SuperNews! clips & SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube Playlist here...
Dick Van Dyke Show: Episode 01: The Sick Boy and the Sitter Comedy writer Rob Petrie talks his wife Laura into leaving their "sick" son Ritchie with a babysitter while they attend a big party. Orginal Air Date: 10/3/61
Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 8 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! In a desperate search for his Dick, Joey Richter has journeyed to the ends of the earth, but his strength is leaving him. He's alone. It's hopeless. He's lost... But perhaps that's just where he needs to be. Will he find his lost Dick, or will the Lost Dicks find him? "Big T's Temptation" - AJ Holmes & Carlos Valdes BIG TS TEMPTATION Take a look at what you see I betcha never seen a dick so fine Ive been blessed with style and length Im the pinnacle of gods design. I stand up tall, and I stand up proud Every pretty lady loves the way I look, and the way I feel around Hey buddy dont you see? It could be you and Big T Take a look at what you see I mean youre not exactly Richard Gere Your stomachs all floppy and your clothes are all sloppy And your acne wont disappear But join with me, and youll be just fine All the pretty ladies wont know what to do When Im yours..and you are mine Go on, take your pick Its you and your dick DICKS: Whos that boy with that 9-inch toy? Its you and your dick BIG T: Every day walkin down the street Youre the number one butcher with the prime cut meat DICKS: Whos that man with the big black plan Its you and your dick BIG T: Every night when the mood is right if the ladies gimmie lips then baby I wont bite! (Spoken) Hey! Well maybe a little bit I might bite a lil..ahahah Take a look at what you see Its a dick whos come crawling back He left you out there in the world Now tell me ...
Dick Tracy: Phony Pharmers Join Dick Tracy and his crime-busting pals, battling notorious villains in this classic cartoon.
Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 10 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! At last reunited with his Dick, Joey can finally return triumphantly to Sally. And when he's able to give her with every single part of his being, he discovers that true love can be nothing short of heaven on earth. It's a happy-ending like never before! "Heaven on Earth" - Darren Criss JOEY: Even though I never thought I'd be The one to say, "I love you," and agree But here I am with every single part of me Its so profound JOEY & SALLY: Even though I've felt it from the start It's only now we're beating with one heart I feel like The sun is starting to shine Cuz I know that I'm Comin Around!!! SALLY: I feel like the sun is shinin Like every song is rhyming JOEY: Everything is right on time In perfect key MISS COOTER: Ever since my girl got Joey, we're ruling the world! DICK: --I know he feels the same way, All: and we feel so free SALLY & JOEY: OH OH OH I am losin all control Oh oh Here we go! Everything feels Like a gospel song CHORUS: Ooooo Hallelujah Ooooo Hallelujah! Makin love Makin love Like heaven above So good to be getting laid Makin love Sweet love Can't get enough Rejoice, now that love's been made SALLY: I'm so glad you were the one ALL: Shes so glad he was the one JOEY: Im in love with my best friend ALL: Hes in love wit his best friend SALLY & JOEY: I'm so sad that we are done, But that don't mean we can't do it again ALL: Makin love Makin love Like heaven above Ive wished and hoped and ...
Dick Tracy: Champ Chumps Join Dick Tracy and his crime-busting pals, battling notorious villains in this classic cartoon.
Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 5 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Joey's coming around when he realizes that maybe Sally was the right girl for him all along. For a moment it seems like everything's going to turn out okay until Joey remembers that he's missing a part of himself, a part...
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Dick Van Dyke Show: Episode 02: The Meershatz Pipe Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers do a show without his help. Orginal Air Date: 11/28/61
Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 1 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Joey Richter is a young man with a very special relationship with his very best friend... his Dick! Together they face the trials of growing up: love, *** and high school. Everyday Joey pines after the girl of his dreams, Vanessa, but it's kind of hard for him to get a girlfriend when he's got an out of control Dick that always gets him into trouble! But despite the fact that the two are always stumbling into hilarious misadventures, they love each other. People say it's quite unlikely the two them would stick, but they just tell 'em, "Hey, it's Me and My Dick!" "Me and My Dick" - AJ Holmes & Carlos Valdes JOEY: I wake up in the morning And its nothing new. You run through my mind for hours Still I just want you. Youre all I want, youre all I need. My love for you Just grows the way you do! When I love you! I wanna hold you all night long And cuddle til were blue. Hold you in a tight embrace, I know it seems taboo. But I have to have you with me now, I have to have you quick. I love you more than anything My Dick! (dialogue) DICK: I like being with you. You like being with me. Were just the best of friends, As anyone can see. JOEY: People say its quite unlikely The two of us would stick. But I just tell them DICK: Hey! BOTH: Its Me and My Dick! (dialogue) JOEY & DICK: Well stick together Fight through thick and thin If we stay side by side Theres no way we cant win. Any girl thats out there, Any girl at ...
Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 2 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! It's time for school and Sally, Joey's best friend and next door neighbor, is waiting outside. She waits to walk with Joey everyday, even though he always makes her late for class, because there's just something about him that makes her feel all funny in her chest, and her tummy... and her little Miss Cooter! "Ready to Go, Pt. 1" - Darren Criss SALLY: Look at me, with my pigtails so tight, Youd think that I might explode right? Look at me, with my arms in a twist, Not alarming I missed the right road MS. COOTER: Its not to late, to turn around And find a better way SALLY: Its not up to fate to lay the groundwork For a better day! MS. COOTER You gotta shake it up, put your hair down darlin You really need to unwind. SALLY: I gotta pick it up cause my life is calling me on the other line. Its time to start over And today is like the first day of the year. So get that chip off your shoulder, Cause its weighing me down and keeping you right here MS. COOTER: I want to get out, see the great big world out there BOTH: Its time to set out, cause I feel-- theres something in the air I might be that be losing my mind, but theres one thing that I know That Im finally ready, Im ready to go! SALLY: Im finally ready, so ready tooo (dialogue) JOEY: Hey dick, does my hair look alright? DICK: Oh, man, buddy, youre a sight to see JOEY: (spoken) K good, (sung) Heres the deal, just try to relax, Cause a mishaps the last ...
Dick Morris Reports: How To Win The Debt Limit Fight Republicans lost the battle over the continuing resolution, having to settle for a pittance in budget cuts because the Democrats said a government shutdown would stop the troops from getting paid. Now Obama is saying that if the Republicans don't raise the debt limit, the nation will default. Dick explains what Obama is up to and lays out a plan to stop him.
Dick Van Dyke Show: Episode 04: Sally and the Lab Technician Laura matches up her pharmacist cousin, Thomas, with Rob's fireball cowriter, Sally, for a lopsided dinner party. Orginal Air Date: 10/17/61
Dick Van Dyke Show: Episode 03: Jealousy Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful television star. Orginal Air Date: 11/7/1961
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Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 9 WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Things look grim for our heroes! How is Joey Richter going to get out of this pickle? Will he ever be re-united with his Dick? Will he ever get back to Sally? Or will he be stuck with a tiny, little Weenie for the rest of his life? It's a climax you won't believe!
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Dick Morris Reports: Michele Bachmann's Courage When John Boehner sold us down the river with his budget deal, only one Republican leader had the courage to speak out and demand that he keep his campaign promise to cut $100 billion from the budget -- Michele Bachmann. She spoke out against the phony math of the budget deal and said the GOP should not cave in. She's a great new force in our politics. And maybe the next president.
Dick Figures - Dating Advice by Red & Blue Red is sorta like Cupid - ***, stalking women and shooting weapons in all directions. A new Valentine's Day Dick Figures episode arrives next Thursday. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Dick Figures - Steakosaurus Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Dick Figures on Facebook Dick Figures on Twitter
Dick Morris Reports: Obama's Left Turn A few months ago, everyone wondered if Obama would move to the center. Now its evident he won't. His new campaign strategy is class warfare, tax the rich, attack spending cuts and use economic populism. Will it work? Dick ***yzes it.
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Dick Tracy Dick is faced with a series of brutal murders in which the victims, all from different social and economic backgrounds, are viciously slashed to pieces. Suspects abound but Tracy, getting a clue that there will be fif*** murders in all, must find the common thread among the victims before more are killed.
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